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Mon, 26 Jan 2009

Twitter Follower Mosaic.
Get yours here



posted at: 11:30 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Dear Estelle...

I rather like your new 'Shine' album. It is chock full of loveliness but I have some reservations about the language used on certain tracks. Please note that the use of the following words...

  1. Piss
  2. Bitch
  3. Fuck
  4. Ho

... are words ill-fitting to a nice young woman of your standing. I trust you will endeavour to be more mindful of your language in forthcoming releases, of which I am looking forward to.

Yours Sincerely.



posted at: 10:04 | path: | permanent link to this entry

How To Be Famous
You may have read Kevin Rose's super-helpful 10 Ways To Increase Your Twitter Followers and wondered: "Yes but I don't just want to be Internet Famous - I want regular people to know who I am". This blog post is here to help. By following these tips you too can be famous. Here goes...

  1. It helps if you are already Famous.

    Seriously - it's one of those obvious things, aspiring famous people often overlook.

  2. Have Famous parents.

    "But what if my parents aren't famous?" you might plead. Well you're just not trying hard enough.

  3. Have Famous friends.

    You see how easy this really is?

  4. If you don't have famous friends, hang out with famous people.

    Be super-effortful in ingratiating yourself into their friendship.

  5. Sleep with someone Famous.

    (see # 3)

  6. Be really fucking annoying.

    Everyone will want to punch you in the face. Result.


posted at: 09:02 | path: | permanent link to this entry