No, I'm not quitting twitter but this piece from The Awl made me smile.
I want to pass along the valuable knowledge Ive gained from avoiding it: 1) There is nothing important that happens on Twitter that you will not learn about eventually. 2) There is nothing you will eventually hear about from Twitter that will make you think, Gosh, I wish I knew that earlier. You are not missing anything. You do not need to march in the mediocrity parade of frustrated comedians trying to make the same stupid joke a fraction of a second before anyone else. Your image does not need curation, because all you are doing is broadcasting your desperation. No one is cool on Twitter. It is a giant assemblage of sad people trying too hard in real time.
As social-media-exile pieces go, this is short, sweet, and suitably stinging. Please read the whole piece.